fun time

1

Teacher: Why are winters important?
Boy: They are important because we don't feel hot then!

2

Father: Tell me a log world in the English language.
Son: Elastic
Father: How?
Son: You can stretch it as long as you want to!

3

Q: Which bet can never be won?
A: Alphabet

4

Teacher: John, tell me your date of birth
John: 12th April.
Teacher: Of which year?
John: Every year, madam.

5

Dolly: Is there a galaxy made of milk?
Alex: I don't think so.
Dolly: But there is!
Alex: Which one?
Dolly: MIlky way galaxy!

6

Q: What goes up but never comes down?
A: Your age!.

7

Teacher: Can anybody give an example of coincidence?
sophia: Sir, my mother, and father got married on the same day and at the same time!

8

A man kept his suitcase in a 4-wheeler parking area.
Security guard: Why are you keeping your suitcase here?
Man: Because my suitcase has four wheels!

9

Teacher: Henna, name three aquatic (who lived in water animal) animals
Henna: A Frog, a frog's mother, and frog's father.

10

Elon: yesterday. the police arrested me for tampering with the ATM.
Robert: What did you do?
Elon: It asked me to enter the pin. So I used a safety pin.